1. Great pizza and nice digs 2. Try the other Cabernet 3. Hide your spoons from the pet monkey 4. Make someone smile to see if they have Arugula stuck between their teeth 5. Socks are optional
Haven’t left a tip for awhile, hmm... why is that? 🤔 oh yeah, I don’t live here anymore 😏 so, now it’s your turn?
For $20 you can eat, drink, belch and make memories - even Kodak couldn't do that!!!
Make them serve your food through a straw - everything comes out so noodley!!!
I sat over next to the puddle of tequila and asked the waiter for a straw - he seemed apprehensive to serve me, so I ate a mushroom quesadilla at the bar and grabbed a toothpick on my way out
There's something in the sink calling my name, if I had a nickel for every time...
Buy me something with 4 legs and a velvety texture and I'll sing the Nebraska fight song for ya!!!
