You gotta check this place out!there's no other donut place on the planet like this! You're gonna have to trust me 😉
if this movie ends up being in black and white like last time, i'm asking for extra fake butter on my popcorn and they better not charge me extra!
You get the spaghetti and I’ll get the chocolate pudding crispers and we’ll mix them together and then ask for our money back!
Can you put a skirt steak omelette on that skewer? I'm thinking breakfast menu is gotta be in the cards. Hey grab that gaucho, let's make a deal - careful he's smiling
I’m going to drink something with an after-taste and then make burping noise for close to an hour after I’ve finished my beverage - ah, Starbucks memories are the best!
If you put your knuckles in the pizza, they'll offer to clean your car - yeah, I didn't get it either, some Italian tradition perhaps
Which sounds more filling? The Crab Rangoon or the Crab Raccoon? If you said, "neither, for my money I'll go with the Crab Lagoon, I'm into choice and quantity" - then you overthinked, like this post
Make a mental note: viewing actual animals in each of the nicely done habitats is optional unless you're just interested in flamingos
Don't order breakfast at 10:20a - we waited for over an hour for our food and then another 5 mins after that to get silverware which they threw in a heap in the middle of the table
Eating egg products and making international gestures and sounds with various parts of my body
They got components, widgets, gadgets, contraptions and electronic paraphernalia at this joint. I’m chomping on a piece of red licorice that I found in the men’s room. After I dried it off of course!
I'll dress up like a chicken, run wildly around the lobby exclaiming "you'll never take me alive! I can't believe you turned my Cousin Phil into a #2 platter!"
