Shawn Cruz

"Make sure you check your energy outlet first... I didn't, and now I'm typing on a dying phone. What a drag!"

"Dont go when the dj with glasses is present. He's self-indulgent and terrible."

"The best place for YouTube videos, well placed American Dad references, and only the best iced wine!"

"Try the Fronter Cabernet Vodkagnon... It's to die for!"