Pad See Eww! Say this 5 times to yourself, its okay.. the people next to you won't hear you.
Don't get caught or searched by Fort Bragg police on a weekend night after 10pm.
If you try and steal from this house, there's a 99.978362677476178556432354% chance you won't pass the mailbox on your way out.
Mess not with the Empress Claudia, for she is my sister. May the fire of 1,000 suns destroy your heart, should you choose to go against my word.
Heads up Military personnel! They're doing away with the Military Discount (effective Dec. 31, 2013) since it's been abused too much.
The ladies here can recover really well if you're a first-timer here. If you have a weird head, they'll blend it really well so it looks nice. Not speaking from personal experience, of course... ☺
If you ever want to play basketball here during PT hours, chances are you'll be disappointed by 30-40 females on yoga mats. Why God, why?!
Way over priced and the owner knows it, try 92Yankee or another place first.
Plus, I don't think there is a cleaner dining establishment in town. They do a wonderful job here.
