On football Sunday ask the waitresses if they're really fans of the teams they wear! you'll be surprised.
Pretty much anyone who has left a tip here about Rangers is either out of shape, has never been in any SOC group, or watched too much A-Team.
You obviously came for putt-putt didn't you...? Well, I'm not stopping you... carry on.
If you decide to stay here forever, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Didn't support a fallen Ranger fundraiser. Commando is so much better.
If you try and steal from this house, there's a 99.978362677476178556432354% chance you won't pass the mailbox on your way out.
Mess not with the Empress Claudia, for she is my sister. May the fire of 1,000 suns destroy your heart, should you choose to go against my word.
Heads up Military personnel! They're doing away with the Military Discount (effective Dec. 31, 2013) since it's been abused too much.
The ladies here can recover really well if you're a first-timer here. If you have a weird head, they'll blend it really well so it looks nice. Not speaking from personal experience, of course... ☺
If you ever want to play basketball here during PT hours, chances are you'll be disappointed by 30-40 females on yoga mats. Why God, why?!
