Zak Keil

"Best violin strings on the planet!!!"

"Don't bring women here. They won't come anyway..."

"It's really hard to get caught peeing so let 'er rip!"

"The ATM is more often than not out of service on the weekends. Pretty pathetic for a major bank such as Wells Fargo"

"The best Serbian in or out of Serbia!"

"How did I get here?"