Zack Eliasz

"Plenty of attractive businessmen to flirt with."

"Double grande dirty chai with no water. It's the best!"

"If you really want spicy order (1+) times spicy. If you order 5x spicy and can finish it the meal's free!"

"The only sbux I've been to that frequently doesn't give their patrons receipts, or even ask-- of course I want my treat receipt!"

"Not big on the "fake kombucha" that's been pasteurized. <3 2for4 pizza slices though!"