Zach Wolfe

"Make sure y'all stop in and give pappy a holler! Ya might end up with a discount!"

"Hey Bailey's! Don't hire a a terrible DJ during College Bowl Games! We're here for the game, not for crappy music being blared through an even crappier sound system! I thought this was a sports bar!"

"Much better than the Rosa Parks location, but still slow."

"....And Nick's"

"OMG!! Juliette Barnes played here!!!!!!!!!!"

"In the ComCaste System we are all equally treated as the lowest members of society. Horrible customer service."