Zach McElwain

"If you need a taxi in the middle of the night for some reason, this seems to be the place to get one. I counted four here at midnight."

"There be trains here."

"Douglas H. is entitled to his opinion, it just happens to be wrong in this case. I've never had anything bad here, my favorite is the Philly. They also have stuff that is not listed on the menu."

"15 percent off when I checked in here."

"I got a Philly with traditional toppings but I got it fireballed. Best decision I've made all day. Try it."

"Toilet paper hung in the improper underhand fashion!"