Yoda

"Be sure to stop at Jim's for all your bacon needs."

"This area offers some nice walleye and a host of other fish. This one is not a giant per se, but still a nice fish."

"The Star Wars t-shirt isn't mandatory to catch fish, but is highly recommended. The silver bass get big too! Kicking some bass, this is the high life!"

"I hear the coffee in the east mezzanine is great!"