Xoán Vázquez Pozo

"You shouldn't bring a lighter on any plane flight!"

"If you purchase the double coffee be sure to use the larger cup."

"There aren't many shops here but they have 3 tourist gift shops (the 3 shops are exactly the same)"

"As usual in China, avoid local girls who want to take you to a tea room."

"Make sure to leave at least 4 hours free minimum to enjoy the forbidden city."

"The website said free wifi in the bedrooms yet it's only available in the lobby!"