"All you can eat lunch buffet, daily 11-2. Better yet, "Family buffet night", Tuesday 5-8. $6.99."
"Hey! Pastries are only 99¢ if you buy any beverage! That made my $2.49 cinnamon roll pretty cheap since I was thirsty anyway!"
"New, custom sitting area at Southwest gates have 110 & USB power at every seat!"
"When did Denny's get rid of their counters?!!"