Bill Knowlton

"Waited an hour for our pizza - never showed up. Asked to speak to the manager - he never showed up. Way to mellow for me, Bruh."

"Nice folks. A/C is broken (as of late-Aug); so the store is uncomfortable."

"Avoid the men's restroom if at all possible; unless you like ants - in which case, it's awesome."

"The only dude who thinks it's cool to bathe in #Drakkar (or some other nauseating Jr. High cologne) gets the aisle seat next to me. #Awesome"

"Having lived in Ethiopia for a year, I can vouch for Cafe Lalibela's authenticity. Aside from being the best Ethiopian joint in town, the service is fantastic."

"The Rolo McFlurry is naughty."