Will Barr

"Waffles arent as good here as they are at other Hilton Garden Inns."

"Worst fucking McDonalds on earth."

"Yelling at your buddies in the parking lot at 4 in the morning is highly recommended. An experience like none other."

"The walls are good and thin, so you should go ahead and crank that music up so your neighbors can hear it."

"The utilities are included in rent, but go ahead and save $20 a month for your overage charges."

"All the lines in the parking lot are faded, so you can just park wherever you want. Be sure to hit the car beside you with your door, too."