Derek Baldwin

"Always worth a visit though I gave Tracey Emin's crappy drawings a miss. I wish they had kept this exhibit from Revealed, based on Turner's supposed last words "the sun is god". Arcadia was great too."

"Take a picnic for the queue because you might as well spend the 30 minutes plus doing something constructive. To be fair, it is definitely worth the wait"

"It seems a bit unfair to call it a thing... it really is a marina, hence all the millionaire's yachts docked nearby. No, not really."

"This is a good place to wait for a bus. By all means break into a panicked stampede if you see the bus waiting because there won't be another one for, ooh, 6 minutes. It looks so dignified."

"I have this vague notion there's a plaque somewhere saying the building used to be a cinema, but I might have dreamed it"