Eric Pallotta

"This haven of bitchy baristas is slow and full of douche. "We don't do that." "Don't touch that.""

"Love this place. It's straight Portland without all that pachouli and crunch."

"The menu has three drinks and three not-so-great food options. And no draft beer. Would be fine if the bartenders knew how to mix, but they don't. I don't get what they're trying to do."

"Get the corner table by the plug ins or even better have Peter run a yellow power cable right to your seat."

"Keep an eye out for the bathrooms. Each pair is named after male/female characters from movies and TV."

"I really liked the cardio workout and the challenge if coordinating the rhythm of the music and workout movements. I'm a triathlete and I thought it was pretty tough. Going back soon."