Dylan Swanson

"Do I have to call an ambulance to get service around here?"

"They pick the staff by who wants to do the least amount of work possible. Fuck this place. Urgent care is better."

"Very slow service once you get out of the waiting room. This isn't Children's Hospital, stop telling jokes and help people who are sick. They just sit in their glass box and gossip. Its annoying."

"Come see the guys working the Grave every night!"

"No ice/cold water. Bring a chilled beverage!"

"Don't come here expecting anything better than 'just ok'"