Daniel van Flymen

"Possibly the worst pizza I've ever had in my life. Thick crust. Doughy. Tasteless and salty. Give this place a miss."

"Notorious for having both the worst service and worst food in Johannesburg. If you're looking for an overpriced place with a bad attitude and zero fucks given, this is your place."

"The coffee was really bad by Manhattan standards. Barista had a bad attitude and didn't even acknowledge a tip. Do yourself a favor and go to La Colombe rather."

"Probably the best food in Braamfontein."

"Probably the best value food in Braamfontein. Large student population. Awesome atmosphere."

"Prego roll sucks. Try the pollo pizza it's not bad. Else be sure to wear your affliction gear and show your tatts if you want to "fit in""