Valerie Holliday

"Applebee's has a/c. This is great."

"I hate applebee's with a deep and abiding passion. Father's Day-he thinks it's a real nice place. I'm sure I look more like the milkman."

"There is one less Pomeranian here which is awesome!"

"Grilled chicken breast with broccoli and sugar snap peas is awesome and low cal too."

"There is more square footage of movable assets here than square footage of immovable asset to put them in."