Nick Achtien

"Great chicken"

"Would you happen to have 50 cents or a dollar?"

"Even if people don't walk down the escalater, its still faster to take it. Unless you SPRINT down the stairs"

"If anyone needs their pet fed or their garden watered, I will be here post rapture. Just sayin'."

"One of the better most trust worthy car repair places here. Went to a nearby competitor and they were going to charge us $300 more and were going to do some unnecessary repairs."

"It's ok to walk down the escalator. Infact, its probably good for you"