Brack Lee

"The entire park has an authentic old-timey feel, except for the credit card machines."

"I believe this may be the slowest security screening location in the nation."

"When you barf on this one, you might splatter up to 20 people below you."

"Don't fall overboard."

"Try the gatorfish. It's unlike anything you've ever eaten, unless you've had jackalope."

"Service with an awkward smile!"