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"Yup, it's an Arby's. You either like goopy roast beef sandwiches or you don't. If you haven decided yet, go for a Beef n' Cheddar."

"Bitcoin ATM here (quite a markup over market prices, but it is what it is). Get ready to sit for awhile if you sell coins for cash, they wait for three confirmations, which generally means 30 minutes."

"The correct way to handle panhandlers: "I'm sorry sir/ma'am, I don't have any money on me" and keep it moving."

"If the line is long, go to any of the other 8 billion locations within a three block radius, especially if you are headed in that direction anyway."

"Fair warning: This place has the kind of public restrooms that would give career janitors PTSD. Avoid if you can, get ready to hose off and bleach your Nikes if you can't."

"Constant line at the drive through, walking in is almost always faster. Don't be a lazy dope!"