"Great Music but not according to knowledge! They have a zeal for that OTHER Jesus, but not according to knowledge!"
"If yo preacher the go over the part about OBEYING yo husband... You settin yo self up to fail"
"They fries is the SHIT!!!!"
"In the morning, sometimes their food is ready! Fav line: wait, lemme see any ready..."
"The Blue Moon Burger is the SHIT!!!!"
"Don't EVER eat here... Flies GALORE!!!!!"