Tim Williams

"My tip is; Retardos, move your purse so people can sit down. The bench seats 6 but, with your purses, only 3 are sitting."

"Want to confuse these idiots. Order 2 whoppers. Order 1 with cheese, no onions. And the other with no tomatoes, and look at their faces"

"Nice wait staff."

"Well it's that time."

"The best florist in the area."

"Try my favorite: cold cut combo on italian bread with seafood sensation, bell peppers, red onions, pickles, black olives, and pepper."