Jethro Higgins

"There are huge cockroaches living under the dryers. Don't drop your wet clothes on the floor. I saw a two inch one last week."

"The Woodner Grocery is out of business apparently but Giant is about 6 blocks away."

"Check voltage before pluging in your devices. Korea is 220 not 110."

"Oregon Ducks alumni bar! Come cheer for yellow and green (and black and silver and white and ...)"

"Best service in the State!"

"Get a fill up and they give you a free car wash!"