"That Guy"

"Hi, welcome to Slowbucks"

"They replaced the lot. Thank God'"

"CAUTION- This place runs out of coffee- REALLY you forget to make coffee!!!!!!!!"

"All the stories are true, this place is horrible!! Customer service is beyond horrible. They should close this place down. Gave my a sausage burrito -no egg on it at all. They acted like who cares!!!"

"Every time I come to this Starbucks, I become more an more impressed with how slow, lazy, and worthless all the employees are. This one should be renamed SLOWbucks!!!!!!!"

"The service here is horrible. I get the feeling I'm screwing up their night of goof off buy asking to be seated. I even had the nerve to order food. How dare me????"