Taren Talmage

"Throw party on the left side of house... the neighbors are in their 90's and can't hear!"

"Tip: Don't take a bone directly from a dog... almost lost a finger"

"The Library and Student Resource Center is practically sound proof, therefore the best for quiet studying"

"If your here to get cash out for parking... buy a $.25 pack of gum. WAY cheaper than ATM fees!"