Thomas Kling

"Crepes!!!!"

"You don't have to talk slow and loud at the people who work here. They can understand English perfectly fine. It's you who has the problem."

"It's hip to be tied ;-)"

"To the left in the basement if you want "fun". To the right if you want to do laundry."

"I'm they mayor here bitch! What I say goes!"

"Ask for Creg; he's as loose as an airport windsock."