Shaun Coppin

"Avoid coming to this painful place, if possible. They're slow, unfriendly and incompetent. I wonder if dying of starvation might be more pleasant."

"The service in this place is always extremely slow."

"Have the chicken noodles. They're awesome!"

"Go visit the Anatomy and Medical Morphology Museum - really, really interesting!"

"I recommend telling Mpho you're coming 10 minutes earlier than you really are - that way she'll be ready :P."

"Try the Salvation Garden Wrap! Amazing."