Stuart Davis

"Kid friendly till 9, so beware."

"Be warned, they do allow children in here at all times. Always the chance of a screaming baby!"

"Be warned: a pint of Tuborg on a gig night is £4.05 - though no doubt will have gone up by the time you read this."

"If you need to register as an overseas visitor, the place to do it is around the side of the building, opposite One Snow Hill. Just follow the queue - there's always one!"

"Bloody Mary was lovely, if a little pricey!"

"Stand one side to get to Birmingham, stand the other to get to Wolverhampton."