"The new United check in area is poorly designed...be prepared for frustration."
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· Las Vegas, ABD
7.0"Come and worship with us! Saturday @ 6 PM; Sunday @ 9 AM"
"All you can eat mussels on Monday!"
"When you're bringing out trash to the dumpster, watch out for squirrels...they'll attack you!"
"Bikers, please use a bell when passing pedestrians. We can't hear your mumbled "On your left" over the traffic."
"Don't walk up to the line in the morning singing...it's too early for that nonsense."