Smetham

"Bring headphones. They're currently blasting Wham while I wait. I want to put a scolding hot poker in my ears. Good haircuts make the dated music worth it."

"The door says push. You need to push the door to get in. When you leave, try the pull option. Works a charm."

"If it rains badly (thunder etc). You had better like the music in the terminal as you will be hearing lots of it."

"Zach the dog is cool. Stroke him for good luck."

"24hr coffee excellence! Try anything. It's all good."

"Try the French toast for breakfast. Wow."