Siya Mali

"WORST Friday service in ANY bar I've ever experienced. From the door, to the sticky floor, to the absent minded wait-staff tonight. On Parents-wknd? #IowaNorthwesternGame2013"

"There's a cafeteria (Pat's Dinner) on the 1st floor. The herbal tea (winter-coming) is only a BUCK! [Starbucks too, if you must treat yourself to a quick-picker-upper]"

"Well THESE lil devils are the perfect lite picker-upper aren't they???"

"FREE PARKiNG Thursday-Saturday (July 18-20, 2013), I have relieved the parking patrons from the ramp. I'm a KIND Mayor, you are welcome. Enjoy sidewalk sales this weekend!"

"Thursday-Saturday (July 18-20), I have relieved the parking patrons from the Sheraton Ramp. I'm a KIND Mayor, you are welcome"

"When embarking or disembarking, get to your car in time to drive all the way to the top. Enjoy the panoramic view, courtesy of your friendly mayor. Take some pics. You're welcome!"