Simon Baumer

"Was 80 degrees in our room all night despite setting the thermostat lower. Someone left their room service tray outside our door and it took two calls over two hours to have it removed. Stay away."

"Solid burger."

"They were out of shrimp. Waiter offered to substitute slipper lobster which was 12x more expensive. Our okra with soya cheese came without soya cheese. The bill had a double charge on it. Don't go!"

"Bring your ear plugs if Sho is in the office."

"If you have an early Sunday flight, the security line is really long. Flirt with the service counter rep. when checking your bag to get a priority lame stamp on your ticket."

"Cheapest reputable hotel around. Not the cleanest, but for $60 a night, what do you expect?"