Siera Santos

"By far, the best halibut I've ever had."

"This gym smells nasty. I don't know if it's the tanning beds or what, but the odor never goes away."

"Ridiculously overpriced."

"The "No Name" burger was awesome. I would order the mac and cheese over the fries. My fries were cold and limp. Coleslaw is pretty tasteless."

"I went during the lunch rush and I've never seen a Jimmy John's so busy in my life. It was a madhouse. Practically zero parking, but my sandwich still took 90 seconds to make!"

"During brunch, there's a chick who works here with the BIGGEST KNOCKERS I've seen outside of an adult film. Oh yeah, bottomless mimosas are clutch."