Shauna

"There's a 90% chance they'll screw up your order; but it's usually in your favor."

"You can hear toilets flush within a 3 room radius, the elevator speaking all night from your room & hear every floor door slam; but they have a killer breakfast selection after your sleepless night."

"This place is disgusting. 6 out of my 9 cart items were out of date. I only checked after I noticed moldy bread in their bakery and saw 4 loaves that were not properly wrapped."

"eh. Cold meat, hard biscuits.. I don't see what the deal is."

"it only takes half an eternity"

"Howwaaard, I'm goin' to awwstins for one of them fancy brisket salads."