Shanna Oskin

"The proscuitto sandwich is *wonderful*"

"Fantastic continental breakfast. Everything is super fresh and beautifully prepared."

"The floor here is treacherously slippery, but the food is worth any potential loss of limb or dignity."

"It's where pigs go after they die."

"It's not intuitive but enter through the door on the LEFT. Otherwise you'll knock over the Indy newsstand and walk into a roomful of barflies looking at you with dismay."

"Sitting at the bar (you know, where your sushi is prepared) and a tiny, baby cockroach just crawled across my path. It's going to hard to enjoy the food when it comes out."