Sander Groenendijk

"The rooms are really nice! Breakfast is optional."

"The food and service are great, but the blue lighting causes the food to look distasteful."

"Go to Congo river golf just 500 yards away! The gator golf is not well maintained, dull and to expensive."

"32 oz. Porterhouse, makes your anus bleed!!!"

"Get a pitcher native beer for just 8,- Be also sure to have a chat with the bartender! And don't be afraid to let yourself go after 9 pm when it's karaoke time!"

"Did you notice that Paris is closer than Hawaii?"