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"The help here is almost as lazy as the cafeteria."

"Watch out! They won't honor your groupons or living socials at certain times in the evening!"

"Open til 4am on the weekends!"

"Try the Urban Eatery Ale. It's more urban then you know!"

"Boss Hog eats at Jefferson Bar and Grill every Tuesday. Shake his hand and say hi."

"Complimentary coffee in the managers office. Drink all you can!"