sara osborn

"awesome place to take the kiddo(s) when you just need a drink to chill out. it's fun, educational, and you get free beer"

"dogs and black cats don't mix. white ones are ok"

"This place is swarming with belligerent drunks"

"Don't leave your dirty socks here. Somebody will steal 'em!"

"Baller leather seats! But go to target first, they have $1 candy there"

"The pink guest room is titz!"