Sam SixBurgh

"Trevor better not become the mayor of my birthday too!"

"The only downside to this place is that you can't do jumping jacks"

"I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool, it was 30 seconds long. Because that's the maximum amount of time you can picture yourself having fun in an above-ground pool."

"Good times are here!"

"This place has great food good people and smamosas!"

"My friend drops duece here!"