ryan petersen

"Watch out for the lil Asian woman, she bites."

"I got a tip for ya bean teeth."

"Don’t talk to the cashier that looks like a small creepy Lemmy."

"In the men’s room there’s a guy they call “bathroom Steve”. Tip: do not talk to bathroom Steve."

"We used to love riding this until our son Ben fell out into the lion pen. We’ve haven’t been back since. Neither has Ben."

"Look at monkeys"