Ryan

"They don't have lime-a-ritas. Plus or minus, you decide....."

"The guy who lives down the street with all of the cars coming and going is a music producer, not a drug dealer. Don't be so racist..."

"Try the diet coke, it's great!"

"I like the hamburgers, it tastes like actual meat."

"I killed a hobo and Nathan got me off with a fine and court costs. I was a little bummed I had to pay court costs though ....."

"I recommend the diet coke."