Ross Mackay

"Hideous. Room looks like a prison cell (in a well appointed custodial establishment)"

"Brilliant wee cafe. Lovely staff and really good food. Try the toasted wraps and cupcakes."

"Don't try and steal the mayorship - @lifeboat_wag will be very upset!"

"The Royal National Lifeboat Institution. The charity that saves lives at sea. Fundraising and Operational base for Scotland"

"Best of stand up comedy. If you're in, cone and see DJ Rosco - mayor of the venue!"

"Welcome to the home of the volunteer crew who man the Queensferry Atlantic 75 RNLI lifeboat. Launching on average 70 times per year. The RNLI is a charity which receives no government funding and cost"