Robert

"IF YOU WANT TO BE COOL, GO AEOUND BACK AND SMOKE WITH THE EMPLOYEES IN THE BACK, NEAR THE VACUUM."

"It's a bug ass sign for a gas station that is not really an Amoco. You can still get gas and, well, that's about it. The gas station kinda sucks."

"If you do dirty, they make you go upstairs and do all your work standing up in a prison made of rope."

"The Stang Bang lives here"

"Crazy bouncers will create a fake account with 0 check ins just to post a 5 year old photo of the person criticising said bouncer on the internet"

"They claim 10 min ready to go orders, but it normally takes at least 25"