Rob C

"Sit on a bench while you wait for your bus. Laugh at all the misfits standing in line, using their legs like suckers."

"Imagine the west side covered in grassland and cypress trees. That's the native habitat."

"Like doilies? Get the vegan cake to-go."

"It was good, Foursquare."

"Bother Bridget"

"Drink tea."