Richard Allen

"I always feel like taking a shower after shopping here."

"They say they make "custom cakes" but when I asked the bakery lady to make me a cake with just ground beef and frosting she laughed at me. I guess by "custom cakes" they mean "regular boring cakes.""

"Great place to get a dog if you need to borrow one for a few days. Big selection."

"I own this place! Come say hello."

"If no one is looking, you can probably make off with a meerkat in your shorts."

"Try the shrimp!"