Rich Jesmer

"This place is a black hole for AT&T. Step back in time, since there's no reception here."

"Closed (still) until 2/27/13 unless they push the date back (again). Boooo!"

"Nothing says "I don't really love you" like having to take the flyaway home."

"Dropping anchor is not permitted on the ship. Hit the head before you arrive or you'll be forced to use the porta-potty before you board."

"In a terminal this modern and chic, I expect either decent toilet paper or three sea shells. This place has neither."

"You're not going crazy, they did move everything! If you can't find it, look in the place where it would make the least sense. It's probably there, on the bottom shelf."