Zach Schau

"Generally speaking, taking tours in foreign countries is a sucker bet. Not this time! Dow and Poyt led us on a really amazing 5 hour tour of the city. Hiiiiiiighly recommended. Highlight of Bangkok!"

"Look: Don't come here on Sundays. I'm serious. The service is so despicably bad it's embarrassing. It's sad, really. Just sad. Not even frustrating. Just sad. Disappointing and sad. Actually, just sad"

"Listen up! Secret: The Forager Panini in a bowl (no bread) is like magic."

"I would cut my fucking toes off for these mole enchiladas. Jesus fucking god, this place rules. See you tomorrow, you fucking angel-restaurant."

"$14.50 for 2. Great for budget conscious Dolores Park walkers!"

"I mean. It rules. But unless you get the hot older-ish lady, you're fucked. The young guns are TOO rough on the cuticles! Go easy, girl! Owwww!!!!!!!"