Martin Martin

"Why would they print something so misleading? *scratches head*"

"They do not sell postage stamps here."

"Be prepared to be welcomed with the open arms of indifference! This place has really taken a turn for the worse since the new owners have come in."

"Beware Lunchtime Visitors: Little old ladies bearing paper checks!"

"Green Tea Mist--great low-cal, non-fruity drink...NOT on the menu (anymore!)"

"Arrive before 11:45 or after 1:15 on weekdays for less risk of lines of indecisive people."